Caught Speeding

Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.
Woman: Oh, I see.

Officer: Can I see your license please?
Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.

Officer: Don't have one?
Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving.

Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
Woman: I can't do that.

Officer: Why not?
Woman: I stole this car.

Officer: Stole it?
Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

Officer: You what?
Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see. The Officer looks at the woman, slowly backs away to his car, and calls for back up.

Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle.
Woman: Is there a problem sir?

Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.