Shopping for a Husband

A store that sells husbands has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men.
The store is composed of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights.
There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building. 

      

Akon to Sing for NTR Baadshah Movie

International singer Akon who recently made his foray into Indian cinema and to be more precise in Bollywood Baadhshah Shahrukh Khan's 'Ra.One' as a singer, is expected to sing a song in NTR's new movie 'Baadshah'. Music director Thaman is making all his efforts to rope in Akon for one of the songs of his upcoming movies which features Jr NTR, Ram Charan and Venkatesh. But, our sources hint that director Seenu Vaitla is very excited for Thaman's crazy thought of roping in Akon and he immediately asked the young music director to sign him for his 'Baadshah' movie staring NTR

Caught Speeding

Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.
Woman: Oh, I see.

Officer: Can I see your license please?
Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.

Officer: Don't have one?
Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving.

Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
Woman: I can't do that.

Officer: Why not?
Woman: I stole this car.

Officer: Stole it?
Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

Officer: You what?
Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see. The Officer looks at the woman, slowly backs away to his car, and calls for back up.

Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle.
Woman: Is there a problem sir?

Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.

World Funniest Jokes

A woman gets on a bus with her baby.

The bus driver says, "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen."

The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!"

The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you." 

                           

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Dammu Movie Censor on Apr 19

TeluguOne.com brings you the exclusive news on Young Tiger NTR's forthcoming movie 'Dammu' censor. The news has been revealed by the director of the film Boyapati Sreenu exclusively to our sources. According to him, 'Dammu' will undergo censor formalities on April 19 and the movie is laced with all the commercial elements to enthrall NTR fans

Adhinayakudu Movie Release Date Postponed

Nandamuri Balakrishna's new movie Adhinayakudu is ruled out of April, says the buzz. The producer of the film ML Kumar Chowdary has not finalised the release date yet and there are chances of the movie to be postponed again to May says sources. Hence, the chances of releasing the movie on April 19 is ruled out and the suspense over Adhinayakudu release continues. Recently, the censor of the movie has been completed and received 'A' certificate

Nandamuri Balakrishna New Movie

Natasimha Nandamuri Balakrishna's snew film Srimannarayana shooting is currently progressing in and around Hyderabad. The unit is filming crucial scenes on Balakrishna, Parvathi Melton and Isha Chawla over there. Ramesh Puppala is producing Sriman Narayana on Yellow Flowers banner, while Ravi Chavali is directing it